In just under three hours it’ll be 2015, and social convention would dictate that I’m supposed to wish you a happy new year and have something in the way of new year’s resolutions.
So happy new year! Here’re my solutions:
I. Teabag first, sugar second. Boiling water, stir, milk, stir. Done. Drink.
II. Coffee granules and boiling water. Stir. Pour it away.
And my resolutions:
I. There really aren’t any. Sorry for wasting your time.
Although I feel it necessary to tell you that time is running out before we’re supposed to get these…
…and just a few hours before we’re expected to start dressing like this.
Time’s ticking! Have a good year!